Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?