just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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