would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
ttyl tear gas
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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