bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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