When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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