So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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