this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We are all done wearing pants today
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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