He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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