This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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