I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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