what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
nutella sex= disaster
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
