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I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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