Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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