do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Mom said you looked used
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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