Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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