I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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