How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Just high enough for therapy.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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