just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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