SEEEEXXX PLEASE
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I looked at my own cervix.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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