I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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