after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
