what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Randomize
