you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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