I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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