Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Randomize
