I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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