Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the day after is always just damage control
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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