did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
This house was built for laser tag.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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