The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
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Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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