I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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