Having a random hookup so left but love u
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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