My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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