seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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