And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
seriously i just wanna be friends
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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