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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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