Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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