if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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