Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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