either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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