I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
