Its about making memories worth repressing
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
How does one acquire holy water?
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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