So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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