Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I wish you could order shots online.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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