So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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