he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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