Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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