Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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