There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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