Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
jump out the window naked night went bad
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