i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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