Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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